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November 29, 2005

Finally, after 3 months, I'm publishing to my blog here... figured I'd just dive in and post an article from the Swaziland Times that I found most amusing..

'Save Yourselves For Marriage; Otherwise...'
Education Minister Constance Simelane has warned pupils to desist from practising premarital sex, saying such results in crooked penises. Simelane said such penises served no intrinsic purpose after marriage. The minister was addressing pupils, parents, and teachers of KaLanga, outside Siteki, before officially opening KaLanga High School yesterday. Simelane said she did not preach condom usage to pupils because there were no sizes to fit them. Instead, she said, pupils should abstain until they get married. 'Condoms were never meant to be used by pupils, which explains why there are no sizes made to fit them,' she added. 'If you (pupils) persist on indulging in premarital sex, there is a great risk that your penis will shrink and get crooked, ' she said. She said some of the people who had shrunk penises started practising sex prematurely, and were now paying for their actions. The minister said she learnt the theory from experts in human biology. On the same wave-length, Simelane said illicit sex resulted in female organs membranes sustaining injuries, resulting in paralysis of the genitals."

Hah hha. Ahhh, this definately takes the cake for the most entertaining article so far. Makes me wonder about these "experts in Human Biology" . . .

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Sparky...I am not sure if I am an idiot or not but I don't think you posted the article. If I am indeed an idiot please let me know where I am going wrong. Thanks.

8:28 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ro roo , i guess a curved stick is better then no stick

12:17 PM

 
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